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March 9, 2018

Now that I’m older, I realize that my imaginary friend was really nothing more than an imaginary acquaintance.

Now that I’m older, I realize that my imaginary friend was really nothing more than an imaginary acquaintance.

March 9, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

March 9, 2018

I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.

I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.

March 9, 2018

Son, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women.

Son, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women.

March 9, 2018

Everyone my age is older than me…

Everyone my age is older than me…

March 9, 2018

I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel, but it takes up too much space in my freezer.

I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel, but it takes up too much space in my freezer.

March 9, 2018

I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home… That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.

I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home… That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.

March 9, 2018

My kids are at an age now where they are beginning to understand embarrassment. This is my time to shine.

My kids are at an age now where they are beginning to understand embarrassment. This is my time to shine.

March 9, 2018

Children are the leading cause of old age.

Children are the leading cause of old age.

March 9, 2018

One day I shall solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be alcohol.

One day I shall solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be alcohol.