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March 9, 2018

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

March 9, 2018

How does an elephant climb a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

How does an elephant climb a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

March 9, 2018

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost bites !

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost bites !

March 9, 2018

When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers!

When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers!

March 9, 2018

What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.

What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.

March 9, 2018

Where do sharks go on summer vacation? Finland!

Where do sharks go on summer vacation? Finland!

March 9, 2018

You know the guy that was in the ring? Turns out the one he fought with was a bunch of bull.

You know the guy that was in the ring? Turns out the one he fought with was a bunch of bull.

March 9, 2018

Tennis would be way more exciting if they used dogs for ball boys.

Tennis would be way more exciting if they used dogs for ball boys.

March 9, 2018

What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take a minute for me to get hard I just got laid by a chick

What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take a minute for me to get hard I just got laid by a chick

March 9, 2018

Sweating like a lost goat wandering past a hungry Bedouin.

Sweating like a lost goat wandering past a hungry Bedouin.