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March 9, 2018

I don’t do different things… It’s just that I do things differently!

I don’t do different things… It’s just that I do things differently!

March 9, 2018

Coldplay is like depression you can hear.

Coldplay is like depression you can hear.

March 9, 2018

Facebook is telling me to “reconnect” with my brother…hmmm, I see him everyday

Facebook is telling me to “reconnect” with my brother…hmmm, I see him everyday

March 9, 2018

Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory.

Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory.

March 9, 2018

Hit snooze until the panic sets in.

Hit snooze until the panic sets in.

March 9, 2018

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

March 9, 2018

If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney.

If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney.

March 9, 2018

What is Gods favorite car? A Prius.

What is Gods favorite car? A Prius.

March 9, 2018

You’re not sure – outrun and make sure.

You’re not sure – outrun and make sure.

March 9, 2018

We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works.

We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works.