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March 9, 2018

If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.

If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.

March 9, 2018

To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

March 9, 2018

What is Gods favorite car? A Prius.

What is Gods favorite car? A Prius.

March 9, 2018

I work to buy a car to go to work.

I work to buy a car to go to work.

March 9, 2018

Scratches and dents on the doors of your car are the side effects of bad driving.

Scratches and dents on the doors of your car are the side effects of bad driving.

March 9, 2018

Q: How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning? A: She opens the car door.

Q: How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning? A: She opens the car door.

March 9, 2018

My wife had her driver’s test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

My wife had her driver’s test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

March 9, 2018

Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

March 9, 2018

I forgot my coffee this morning so I’m gonna drive on the rumble strips along the side of the road all the way to work just to be safe.

I forgot my coffee this morning so I’m gonna drive on the rumble strips along the side of the road all the way to work just to be safe.

March 9, 2018

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.