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March 9, 2018
What do call an Irishman sitting by the pool? Paddy O’Furniture.
What do call an Irishman sitting by the pool? Paddy O’Furniture.
March 9, 2018
Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888. So when someone asks for it, tell them it’s 12345678.
Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888. So when someone asks for it, tell them it’s 12345678.
March 9, 2018
Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications.
Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications.
March 9, 2018
For years, I struggled with dyslexia. Mostly because I was spelling it wrong.
For years, I struggled with dyslexia. Mostly because I was spelling it wrong.
March 9, 2018
If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney.
If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney.
March 9, 2018
It probably seems like I’m listening to your story, but I’m really thinking, “close your fucking menu or the waiter will never come over.”
It probably seems like I’m listening to your story, but I’m really thinking, “close your fucking menu or the waiter will never come over.”
March 9, 2018
I start every conversation with my employees by saying, “I shouldn’t be telling you this” just so I know they will listen.
I start every conversation with my employees by saying, “I shouldn’t be telling you this” just so I know they will listen.
March 9, 2018
I drink to forget that I accidentally once said “I love you” when ending a call with a customer service rep.
I drink to forget that I accidentally once said “I love you” when ending a call with a customer service rep.
March 9, 2018
What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
March 9, 2018
I have the Emergency Alert Warning sound set as the ringtone for when my wife calls.
I have the Emergency Alert Warning sound set as the ringtone for when my wife calls.