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March 9, 2018

My friend told me he wanted to see Africa and experience seeing people of a different skin color… Later, I had to tell him KFC didn’t count as a place.

My friend told me he wanted to see Africa and experience seeing people of a different skin color… Later, I had to tell him KFC didn’t count as a place.

March 9, 2018

I like the sound of you not talking.

I like the sound of you not talking.

March 9, 2018

I could make jokes about fences, but they are offencive.

I could make jokes about fences, but they are offencive.

March 9, 2018

A wise man once said… Nothing, he only listened.

A wise man once said… Nothing, he only listened.

March 9, 2018

I received a call from the school telling me my son is constantly lying. I said “Tell him he’s a good liar. I don’t have a son.”

I received a call from the school telling me my son is constantly lying. I said “Tell him he’s a good liar. I don’t have a son.”

March 9, 2018

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.

March 9, 2018

I asked my friend for a sharpened pencil, but he didn’t have one. I always knew he was a little dull…

I asked my friend for a sharpened pencil, but he didn’t have one. I always knew he was a little dull…

March 9, 2018

I hate the part of the conversation where the other person says things.

I hate the part of the conversation where the other person says things.

March 9, 2018

What did the giraffe say to the zebra when his mom called him home? Zebra later!

What did the giraffe say to the zebra when his mom called him home? Zebra later!

March 9, 2018

What do you call the trousers of people who can’t speak? Pant-O-Mimes!

What do you call the trousers of people who can’t speak? Pant-O-Mimes!