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March 9, 2018

If she says, “I’m OK,” you’re fine. If she says, “I’m Fine,” You’re not OK.

If she says, “I’m OK,” you’re fine. If she says, “I’m Fine,” You’re not OK.

March 9, 2018

I don’t believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.

I don’t believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.

March 9, 2018

What do you call a mountain where people never sleep? Mt Neverest.

What do you call a mountain where people never sleep? Mt Neverest.

March 9, 2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? HIGH-Definition.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? HIGH-Definition.

March 9, 2018

A guy with a stutter died in prison before he could finish his sentence.

A guy with a stutter died in prison before he could finish his sentence.

March 9, 2018

The four most beautiful words in our common language: “I told you so.”

The four most beautiful words in our common language: “I told you so.”

March 9, 2018

What do you call a bird at a party? A party fowl.

What do you call a bird at a party? A party fowl.

March 9, 2018

Is bullshit one word or two? I just want these Valentine’s cards for my prayer group to be perfect.

Is bullshit one word or two? I just want these Valentine’s cards for my prayer group to be perfect.

March 9, 2018

My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words… “Lazy.”

My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words… “Lazy.”

March 9, 2018

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me “Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace” So I bought her nothing.

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me “Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace” So I bought her nothing.