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March 9, 2018

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

March 9, 2018

“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”

“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”

March 9, 2018

Nurse: “We need a stool sample and a urine sample.” Man to wife: “What did she say?” Wife to husband: “They want your underwear.”

Nurse: “We need a stool sample and a urine sample.” Man to wife: “What did she say?” Wife to husband: “They want your underwear.”

March 9, 2018

An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”

An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”

March 9, 2018

My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that…

My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that…

March 9, 2018

My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters… But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly “we need to talk”.

My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters… But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly “we need to talk”.

March 9, 2018

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.

March 9, 2018

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.