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March 9, 2018
Why’d the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks.
Why’d the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks.
March 9, 2018
Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx….)
Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx….)
March 9, 2018
What is 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period.
What is 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period.
March 9, 2018
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
March 9, 2018
The more I practice boxing, the more unclear and obscure things are around me.
The more I practice boxing, the more unclear and obscure things are around me.
March 9, 2018
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
March 9, 2018
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
March 9, 2018
If God made anything better than pussy he kept it for himself.
If God made anything better than pussy he kept it for himself.
March 9, 2018
The best curve on a girl is her smile… Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass.
The best curve on a girl is her smile… Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass.
March 9, 2018
How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?
How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?