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March 9, 2018

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

March 9, 2018

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

March 9, 2018

I had an argument with a woman… yeah… I lost…

I had an argument with a woman… yeah… I lost…

March 9, 2018

You know the guy that was in the ring? Turns out the one he fought with was a bunch of bull.

You know the guy that was in the ring? Turns out the one he fought with was a bunch of bull.

March 9, 2018

The more I practice boxing, the more unclear and obscure things are around me.

The more I practice boxing, the more unclear and obscure things are around me.

March 9, 2018

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

March 9, 2018

My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue.

My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue.

March 9, 2018

Why don’t the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?

Why don’t the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?

March 9, 2018

Have hope for the future, but maybe build a bomb shelter anyway.

Have hope for the future, but maybe build a bomb shelter anyway.

March 9, 2018

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh