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March 9, 2018

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

March 9, 2018

Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

March 9, 2018

Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s

Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s

March 9, 2018

How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?

How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?

March 9, 2018

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious

March 9, 2018

Now what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

Now what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

March 9, 2018

Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!

Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!

March 9, 2018

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

March 9, 2018

Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

March 9, 2018

How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?

How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?