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March 9, 2018

How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!

How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!

March 9, 2018

How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.

How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.

March 9, 2018

Q: What’s that thing called when you’re only attracted to married men and gay men? A: Oh. Single. It’s called single.

Q: What’s that thing called when you’re only attracted to married men and gay men? A: Oh. Single. It’s called single.

March 9, 2018

I like Jesus but he loves me, so it’s awkward.

I like Jesus but he loves me, so it’s awkward.

March 9, 2018

Why are most politicans in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate.

Why are most politicans in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate.

March 9, 2018

I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexics. I was in Daniel.

I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexics. I was in Daniel.

March 9, 2018

My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say “Now son, this may hurt a bit”.

My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say “Now son, this may hurt a bit”.

March 9, 2018

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

March 9, 2018

My gay friend got fired from the sperm bank because they caught him drinking on the job.

My gay friend got fired from the sperm bank because they caught him drinking on the job.

March 9, 2018

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? My pad or yours?

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? My pad or yours?