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March 9, 2018

Deja Vu – When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.

Deja Vu – When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.

March 9, 2018

Did you hear about the girl who fell asleep on the Synagogue steps? She woke up with a heavy dew on her.

Did you hear about the girl who fell asleep on the Synagogue steps? She woke up with a heavy dew on her.

March 9, 2018

The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.

The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.

March 9, 2018

What is Gods favorite car? A Prius.

What is Gods favorite car? A Prius.

March 9, 2018

If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus? This Guy is a goldmine.

If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus? This Guy is a goldmine.

March 9, 2018

Prayer: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!

Prayer: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!

March 9, 2018

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it…

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it…

March 9, 2018

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

March 9, 2018

The Buddhist Mafia is called Karma.

The Buddhist Mafia is called Karma.

March 9, 2018

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.