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    insults

March 9, 2018

How are you related to the sun? Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

How are you related to the sun? Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

March 9, 2018

I don’t care how funny you are, if I don’t like you, I won’t laugh.

I don’t care how funny you are, if I don’t like you, I won’t laugh.

March 9, 2018

I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you.

I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you.

March 9, 2018

He’s a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night!

He’s a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night!

March 9, 2018

Oh, what? Sorry. I was trying to imagine you with a personality.

Oh, what? Sorry. I was trying to imagine you with a personality.

March 9, 2018

Do you want to see something stupid? Look in the mirror!

Do you want to see something stupid? Look in the mirror!

March 9, 2018

You’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

You’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

March 9, 2018

I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass.

I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass.

March 9, 2018

Whenever I see you there is a smile on my face. And by smile I meant I laugh.

Whenever I see you there is a smile on my face. And by smile I meant I laugh.

March 9, 2018

In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.

In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.