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March 9, 2018

Waitress: ‘Do u have any questions about the menu?’ Me: ‘What kind of font is this?’

Waitress: ‘Do u have any questions about the menu?’ Me: ‘What kind of font is this?’

March 9, 2018

If I was smarter, I would know so much more stuff.

If I was smarter, I would know so much more stuff.

March 9, 2018

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

March 9, 2018

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

March 9, 2018

My IQ came back negative.

My IQ came back negative.

March 9, 2018

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.

March 9, 2018

A wise man once said… Nothing, he only listened.

A wise man once said… Nothing, he only listened.

March 9, 2018

Why do shepherds never learn to count? Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.

Why do shepherds never learn to count? Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.

March 9, 2018

Shock me, say something intelligent.

Shock me, say something intelligent.

March 9, 2018

I would love to insult you… but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence.

I would love to insult you… but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence.