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March 9, 2018

I had an argument with a woman… yeah… I lost…

I had an argument with a woman… yeah… I lost…

March 9, 2018

Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.

Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.

March 9, 2018

The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she’s pretty he’s not my friend.

The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she’s pretty he’s not my friend.

March 9, 2018

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!

March 9, 2018

Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

March 9, 2018

Avoid arguments about the toilet seat…use the sink…

Avoid arguments about the toilet seat…use the sink…

March 9, 2018

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals.”

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals.”

March 9, 2018

Real men don’t cry…tears for real men are only unnecessary liquids in the body.

Real men don’t cry…tears for real men are only unnecessary liquids in the body.

March 9, 2018

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won’t stop to ask directions.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won’t stop to ask directions.

March 9, 2018

What’s the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.

What’s the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.