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March 9, 2018

I love my motorcycle – it’s great for getting to the front of queues quicker. It does always terrify the other people in the post office though.

I love my motorcycle – it’s great for getting to the front of queues quicker. It does always terrify the other people in the post office though.

March 9, 2018

The wind was so strong last night I really struggled to light my cigarette. Eventually, after 20 minutes of trying, I gave in and stopped my motorbike on the hard shoulder.

The wind was so strong last night I really struggled to light my cigarette. Eventually, after 20 minutes of trying, I gave in and stopped my motorbike on the hard shoulder.

March 9, 2018

Winter is natures way of telling you to polish.

Winter is natures way of telling you to polish.

March 9, 2018

How can you tell when a Gold Wing rider is having an affair? His helmet doesn’t match the passengers.

How can you tell when a Gold Wing rider is having an affair? His helmet doesn’t match the passengers.

March 9, 2018

Scooters and fat girls are both fun to ride. Until your friends see you.

Scooters and fat girls are both fun to ride. Until your friends see you.

March 9, 2018

Other people don’t like my queue jumping. Especially when I use my motorcycle.

Other people don’t like my queue jumping. Especially when I use my motorcycle.

March 9, 2018

Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and a moped? A moped can make it to 30.

Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and a moped? A moped can make it to 30.

March 9, 2018

There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers.

There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers.

March 9, 2018

Young riders pick a destination and go… Old riders pick a direction and go.

Young riders pick a destination and go… Old riders pick a direction and go.

March 9, 2018

What’s 6 foot long, vibrates and turns a small penis into a giant prick? A motorcycle.

What’s 6 foot long, vibrates and turns a small penis into a giant prick? A motorcycle.