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March 9, 2018

What do bullshitters like most about St. Patricks day? The blarney stone!

What do bullshitters like most about St. Patricks day? The blarney stone!

March 9, 2018

When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers!

When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers!

March 9, 2018

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

March 9, 2018

Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.

Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.

March 9, 2018

Why did the slave go to college? To pick up his master’s degree.

Why did the slave go to college? To pick up his master’s degree.

March 9, 2018

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. We didn’t see eye to eye. I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. We didn’t see eye to eye. I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.

March 9, 2018

In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.

In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.

March 9, 2018

Why can’t you play badminton in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why can’t you play badminton in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs.

March 9, 2018

I was so sad and crying when I lost my playstation 3 but unfortunately, there was nobody to console me!

I was so sad and crying when I lost my playstation 3 but unfortunately, there was nobody to console me!

March 9, 2018

My pencil is gone. It’s pointless though.

My pencil is gone. It’s pointless though.