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March 9, 2018

Why are there so many old people in Church? They’re cramming for the final.

Why are there so many old people in Church? They’re cramming for the final.

March 9, 2018

I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass.

I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass.

March 9, 2018

You’re like a fat stump, I’m always falling over you.

You’re like a fat stump, I’m always falling over you.

March 9, 2018

How did the snowman lose his head? Someone sat on his face.

How did the snowman lose his head? Someone sat on his face.

March 9, 2018

What’s the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarterback.

What’s the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarterback.

March 9, 2018

Why wasn’t Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn’t Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.

March 9, 2018

Whenever I see you there is a smile on my face. And by smile I meant I laugh.

Whenever I see you there is a smile on my face. And by smile I meant I laugh.

March 9, 2018

The only thing more important than your happiness is mine so get on it.

The only thing more important than your happiness is mine so get on it.

March 9, 2018

Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly.

Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly.

March 9, 2018

Buy a prepaid gift card from Starbucks or another store for $25. Then use it for yourself till it only has 25 cents left on it. Present it as a gift to your fool.

Buy a prepaid gift card from Starbucks or another store for $25. Then use it for yourself till it only has 25 cents left on it. Present it as a gift to your fool.