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March 9, 2018

Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx….)

Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx….)

March 9, 2018

Why is air a lot like sex? Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.

Why is air a lot like sex? Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.

March 9, 2018

What is 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period.

What is 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period.

March 9, 2018

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you’ll eat that stuff, you’ll eat anything.

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you’ll eat that stuff, you’ll eat anything.

March 9, 2018

I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, “No, one drag is enough.”

I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, “No, one drag is enough.”

March 9, 2018

Research shows that 90% of men don’t know how to use condom, these people are called dads.

Research shows that 90% of men don’t know how to use condom, these people are called dads.

March 9, 2018

The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she’s pretty he’s not my friend.

The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she’s pretty he’s not my friend.

March 9, 2018

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

March 9, 2018

Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.

Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.

March 9, 2018

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang-rape.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang-rape.