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March 9, 2018

If you win three games of Twister in a row you’re automatically a yoga instructor.

If you win three games of Twister in a row you’re automatically a yoga instructor.

March 9, 2018

Every day I spend a few hours on a running track. Next week I might even turn it on.

Every day I spend a few hours on a running track. Next week I might even turn it on.

March 9, 2018

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.

March 9, 2018

Why can’t you play badminton in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why can’t you play badminton in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs.

March 9, 2018

What’s the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarterback.

What’s the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarterback.

March 9, 2018

I’m taking part in a stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.

I’m taking part in a stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.

March 9, 2018

Tennis would be way more exciting if they used dogs for ball boys.

Tennis would be way more exciting if they used dogs for ball boys.

March 9, 2018

Ugh, who has time to work out?… I say before a 45 minute nap.

Ugh, who has time to work out?… I say before a 45 minute nap.

March 9, 2018

The more I practice boxing, the more unclear and obscure things are around me.

The more I practice boxing, the more unclear and obscure things are around me.

March 9, 2018

If you can go to the gym without telling people on the Internet, you are instantly hired by the CIA.

If you can go to the gym without telling people on the Internet, you are instantly hired by the CIA.