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March 9, 2018

Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory.

Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory.

March 9, 2018

I know that there are people who don’t love their fellow man – I hate those people.

I know that there are people who don’t love their fellow man – I hate those people.

March 9, 2018

Do you want to see something stupid? Look in the mirror!

Do you want to see something stupid? Look in the mirror!

March 9, 2018

Avoid arguments about the toilet seat…use the sink…

Avoid arguments about the toilet seat…use the sink…

March 9, 2018

My IQ came back negative.

My IQ came back negative.

March 9, 2018

I used to be in a band, we were called ‘lost dog’. You probably saw our posters.

I used to be in a band, we were called ‘lost dog’. You probably saw our posters.

March 9, 2018

I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, you can’t prove anything.

I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, you can’t prove anything.

March 9, 2018

Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?

Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?

March 9, 2018

Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.

Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.

March 9, 2018

Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I’m taking this shit to a whole new level.

Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I’m taking this shit to a whole new level.