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March 9, 2018

You’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

You’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

March 9, 2018

I had an argument with a woman… yeah… I lost…

I had an argument with a woman… yeah… I lost…

March 9, 2018

You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.

You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.

March 9, 2018

You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

March 9, 2018

Tattoos are like babies. You don’t dare tell the truth and say they’re ugly.

Tattoos are like babies. You don’t dare tell the truth and say they’re ugly.

March 9, 2018

In our youth we were so pretention in our vision of lustful attractiveness, but with advancing age we can now appreciate one’s beauty within, thank goodness, because now we are rightfully mirror shy.

In our youth we were so pretention in our vision of lustful attractiveness, but with advancing age we can now appreciate one’s beauty within, thank goodness, because now we are rightfully mirror shy.

March 9, 2018

I’ve reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there’ll be some new developments I won’t like.

I’ve reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there’ll be some new developments I won’t like.

March 9, 2018

Beauty is only skin deep …but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

Beauty is only skin deep …but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

March 9, 2018

Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

March 9, 2018

If my dog had a face like yours I would shave his ass and walk him backwards.

If my dog had a face like yours I would shave his ass and walk him backwards.