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March 9, 2018

Did you hear about the girl who fell asleep on the Synagogue steps? She woke up with a heavy dew on her.

Did you hear about the girl who fell asleep on the Synagogue steps? She woke up with a heavy dew on her.

March 9, 2018

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

March 9, 2018

Most women don’t know where to look when they’re eating a banana.

Most women don’t know where to look when they’re eating a banana.

March 9, 2018

He: So then, what’s your sign? She: Dollar.

He: So then, what’s your sign? She: Dollar.

March 9, 2018

Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.

Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.

March 9, 2018

It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.

It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.

March 9, 2018

Cigarettes aren’t good for you, neither are women but I ain’t about to go gay.

Cigarettes aren’t good for you, neither are women but I ain’t about to go gay.

March 9, 2018

Son, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women.

Son, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women.

March 9, 2018

Where the woman’s neck ends the infinity begins.

Where the woman’s neck ends the infinity begins.

March 9, 2018

A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend.

A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend.