March 9, 2018
Did you hear about the girl who fell asleep on the Synagogue steps? She woke up with a heavy dew on her.
Did you hear about the girl who fell asleep on the Synagogue steps? She woke up with a heavy dew on her.
March 9, 2018
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
March 9, 2018
Most women don’t know where to look when they’re eating a banana.
Most women don’t know where to look when they’re eating a banana.
March 9, 2018
He: So then, what’s your sign? She: Dollar.
He: So then, what’s your sign? She: Dollar.
March 9, 2018
Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
March 9, 2018
It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
March 9, 2018
Cigarettes aren’t good for you, neither are women but I ain’t about to go gay.
Cigarettes aren’t good for you, neither are women but I ain’t about to go gay.
March 9, 2018
Son, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women.
Son, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women.
March 9, 2018
Where the woman’s neck ends the infinity begins.
Where the woman’s neck ends the infinity begins.
March 9, 2018
A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend.
A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend.