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March 9, 2018
If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney.
If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney.
March 9, 2018
Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
March 9, 2018
If every day is a gift, I’d like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.
If every day is a gift, I’d like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.
March 9, 2018
How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me.
How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me.
March 9, 2018
The next time you have company, serve them a bowl of shelled peanuts. After they’ve eaten a few handfuls, casually mention that you’ve never liked peanuts, but you love to suck the chocolate off of them.
The next time you have company, serve them a bowl of shelled peanuts. After they’ve eaten a few handfuls, casually mention that you’ve never liked peanuts, but you love to suck the chocolate off of them.
March 9, 2018
Kids, stay in school and get a good degree so you can spend 40% of your life on conference calls.
Kids, stay in school and get a good degree so you can spend 40% of your life on conference calls.
March 9, 2018
I start every conversation with my employees by saying, “I shouldn’t be telling you this” just so I know they will listen.
I start every conversation with my employees by saying, “I shouldn’t be telling you this” just so I know they will listen.
March 9, 2018
If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong.
If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong.
March 9, 2018
I always put in a full eight hours at work. Spread out over the course of the week.
I always put in a full eight hours at work. Spread out over the course of the week.